Friday, March 20, 2009

intuition - a fact, truth. Shawn has a feeling that his dad is going to kill him, his dad never said that he was going to.

quiver - to shake with a slight but rapid motion. When Shawn is having seizures most of the time he quivers.

Pulitzer - one of a group of annual prizes in journalism, literature, music. Shawn's dad won the pulitzer(prize) from a poem that he wrote.

fortnight - the space of fourteen nights and days; two weeks. Shawn's dad says in the poem "days become a week and a week draws into a fortnight.

two dimensional - having the dimensions of height and width only. Shawn says that "his dads fears are in a two dementional version".

Friday, March 6, 2009

Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."
Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."
Andy, "No I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television."
how do you know a blonde was at your computer?
answer-theres a white out.
what word does everyone spell wrong
answer-wrong